There is no way that this topic, of creative phone sex, can be avoided.I have much too many notably creative callers to pass up the opportunity of mentioning them, at least once, and perhaps again in the future as time moves on. I’m certain there will be more to come in time… I am still a fresh newbie after all.
However, at the present, I have been pleasantly surprised and delighted by some of the creativity I have encountered here at LDW, and I must toss a nod of approval in your direction. Here is to those that have kept me thoroughly entertained.
First, and I can not help but mention you first, as you were not only my very first caller, but still to date, one of my most entertaining calls of all.
Charlie, my worthless male. I do believe you have a bit of a ‘reputation’ here at LDW. You call me when it is due time for me to simply kick back, relax and laugh hours upon hours at the delightful stories that you share. These stories are originals of yours, showcasing how a worthless male should be treated by a Superior Goddess, such as myself. In great detail you read to me, pausing whenever laughter escapes my lips, allowing me to extend our time together into hours of pleasure. You stop whenever I say the word and “wiggle” for me, so that I may hear the clanking of your chastity device as you address me, as all worthless males should, by only Goddess, Empress and Mistress Didi.
Many worthless males could use some lessons from my charlie pet, indeed. Learning, not only how to address a Beautiful Mistress, such as myself, but how to entertain and come prepared for a session, of hours worth of pleasure, all for me.
Bravo to you charlie! It is no surprise to me, then, that you have won an award in the past. You have earned it through and through.
Now, after this, I am not entirely certain if the carriers of the names I long to mention will be so pleased to read their names displayed here, so let me just say… I have gathered myself, a sensual lover, an owner (of me, yes) someone that actually has the ability of turning old black and white cartoons into a sexy experience (!!), another that weaves a tale in such a way that every call I have had with him revolves around this fascinating fantasy, and it is -never- boring, and a man that intends to relieve me of my underwear, boil them in a pot, and drink the fluids that are containing it, then, afterword. He likes to call it ‘panty-soup’.
If this is not creativity at its highest then, please, do call me and introduce to me what is.
You see, I find that men with a yearning and desire for fetishes of things that do not tend to follow the ‘norm’ are simply men with a very active imagination, and men like this are quite welcome my way.
Yes, this is my praise to you, my creative callers. Do keep calling. I quite love how far the depths do go, of your imagination.
Hello Empress Didi,
Empress Didi, please allow your worthless male to thank my Beautiful Goddess for the wonderful words my Beautiful Empress typed. Your worthless male is so very appreciative, thankful and honored my Beautiful Goddess would take valuable time out of my Beautiful Goddesses day and write about your worthless male.
Empress Didi, your worthless male knows my Beautiful Goddess has far more important things to do with my Beautiful Empresses valuable time then to write about an inferior male such as myself.
Empress Didi, your worthless male just knowing my Beautiful Goddess placed my Beautiful Empresses perfect lovely round buttocks in a chair in front of my Beautiful Goddesses computer. My Beautiful Empresses lovely eyes gazing on the monitor, then for your worthless male to imagine my Beautiful Goddess raising my Empresses arms and placing my Beautiful Empresses smooth palms in front of my Goddesses keyboard, extending my Beautiful Goddesses dainty fingers and freshly manicured nails gently resting on the keyboard to begin typing the Wonderful, Delightful words your worthless male has read over and over for the past two hours is nothing short of exhilarating. Empress Didi, your worthless male can’t express put into words the pleasure your worthless male is feeling after reading the Wonderful words my Beautiful Goddess took the time to write, knowing your worthless male did indeed do what my Beautiful Goddess expected from your worthless male and provide my Beautiful Goddess with hours of Entertainment, Amusement and above all ensure my Beautiful Goddess had a most enjoyable time at your worthless males expense.
Empress Didi, your worthless male would like to say once again how very Thankful and Extremely Appreciative your worthless male is that my Beautiful Goddess would even consider and grant permission to allow your worthless male the opportunity to entertain and amuse my Beautiful Goddess for hours on end. Empress Didi, to be permitted to entertain and amuse my Beautiful Goddess was a privilege and honor my Beautiful Empress bestowed upon your worthless male. Empress Didi, my Beautiful Goddesses wonderful laughter, giggles, moans and sighs of delight that escaped my Beautiful Empresses lips as my Goddess was enjoying herself thoroughly was worth every minute that led into hour after hour your worthless male had to pay, to ensure my Beautiful Goddess when hanging up the phone was 100% fully satisfied and felt my Beautiful Goddess was totally amused and entertained. Your worthless male can only pray and hope when my Beautiful Goddess reflects on the wonderful call my Beautiful Empress allowed your worthless male to share with my Beautiful Goddess brings a smile to my Beautiful Empresses face.
Your loyal sevant,
charlie (your worthless male that adores you)